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reasons I can relate to a possum:

- tired & unkempt
- emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
- no work ethic
- lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
- will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
- sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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Alexander McQueen, Spring 2012

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

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baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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*please let me wake up with someone snuggled in my bed with me*

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making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

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if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

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